October 2011
6 posts
It was lovely cos we had the beach to ourselves, just other doggie people so it was nice and easy.
Me on the very busy beach this morning:-) http://t.co/rbMHD9Ql
Still got poorly paw and on restricted walkies. Feeling sad:-( Lovely autumn weather, just perfect for long walks. Not fair.
Poorly paw:-( http://t.co/LYjh8RAR
Got a poorly paw. Mum brought a collar back from the vets, but decided its better with a sock on. I am sad:-(
Also, I am not good at catching really, so any biscuits that I miss make for hours of tantric yoga poses.
August 2011
4 posts
My dad’s home - bring on the coffee game and cornflake tossing game!!!
My dad’s home at last!! We are snoring in sync:-)
Just tried a Mojito. I feel funny….. Bleurgh…
Satay sauce? An acquired taste perhaps….
My dad’s bring me back a jam bone from Texas. So he said#anticipation
July 2011
3 posts
Met Lola last night. She looked very - pointy… I was a bit scared but persevered to say hello. She didnt look impressed.
More rain and storms this morning. What’s a pooch to do? My friends tell me its better weather in England and that’s made my mum mad!
November 2010
1 post
Scruffy is staying with us for the weekend. I want her to be my girlfriend but she keeps biting me…
September 2010
3 posts
On the other hand, I *do* get a lot more chew toys from mum…. Hmmmmm… Choices… Life is hard when you’re a Labrador…
I wish my daddy was home… no one to chase me round the garden while the coffee brews…
So, what’s for tea tonight then? Oh no, not that crap again… I dream of 80% meat.
August 2010
1 post
What? So I had a bit of a wet dream, what’s the big deal? Oh…. yeah… the whole bare feet slippery thing. OK, I get it now… sorry…
April 2010
6 posts
I’m in love. Its wasn’t welcomed though…. I was rejected, despite my ery best efforts….
Feel sad…… Need to comfort eat but no chewies offered cos I am in dog house. Poor me…
I am in disgrace and dog house. I was very naughty today, but I couldnt help it!!!! it was more than a dog could bear….
Don’t know why he worries. Providing everyone pays the biscuit tax on each hole, the ball doesn’t get “accidentally” retrieved on the green!
Next step is to play as part of a fivesome. But dad says that others might not appreciate my “help” on the greens like he does. Strange.
I’ve been extra good on the golf course recently. Now graduated from going only when no one else is about to any time of the day. Clever me!
March 2010
2 posts
WTF!!! Thought I was going golfing with mum but she left me in jail instead!!! Hope its not for long:-(
Yummy - found an old girlfriend in the pad next door. Life not so bad afterall. Turning on my French charms….
February 2010
11 posts
Snoozy time in the sun. Later…..zzzzz zzzzzz zzzz
Just been to Mr Bricolage. They didn’t like me sampling the chewies and checking out the food bags. Tried my cutest look and it worked!
Golf today, beach yesterday! I feel I have too much of a social life. Going to snooze all day tomorrow.
Now that I am 5, I apparently have arthritis. Its mandatory apparently. Wot, deja!! (I am now a bit bilingual!) More swimming needed.
Been golfing today. I assisted with 7 pars by giving helpful putting lines with my paws. Totally knackered now. Lamb bits from resto, yum.
My leg is all hurty. Or is it my foot? Or my shoulder. I’ll keep dad guessing by not letting on as he examines me… not sure why I do that!
Today is my birthday. I am 5 years old. My dad says it’s all downhill from here… where’s my cake?!!!
I think I’m in love with an Ikea bathmat - snuggly.
Managed to sleep in my mum’s office all night without anyone noticing! Heh heh!
Five years old and still a virgin… I gotta do something about that. Does the sofa count…?
My Dad’s crying. I think his team lost. Think I will go and hide.
January 2010
4 posts
Fell asleep - dreamt I was in Ikea restaurant….. Gak - even labradors draw the line somewhere,
I eat, I snooze, I snore, I trump. My life is v. good.
It’s snowing out. Even Labs don’t like it when it’s coming down. We only like it when it’s finished and the sun is out again. Back to bed!
I *am* the black monolith…
December 2009
8 posts
There seems to be a large pile of Labrador playthings which have appeared under my new indoor corner tree… wot fun!
Mum and dad bought a Roomba. They say it’s because of the hair I shed. I say it’s just a sophisticated Labrador torture device…
No,can’t explain why it takes so long to find perfect spot to shit. 1st priority is no thistles, but after that it’s all about the ambience!
Now my mummy has gone away for a few days. I’m all confused and bewildered. Dad says that’s nothing different to normal…bastard
I’m glad dad’s iPhone library has been corrupted… nothing to do with me drooling on his hard drive… maybe he will pay me more attention!
And relax…… pass the raw hide ciggies…
Ooh err, just found a penguin in my dad’s office. When its got its back to me, I’m gonna to shag it……
I miss my dad so much when he’s not here. Mum won’t let me lie on her lap on the sofa…
November 2009
10 posts
Tee hee, just mugged the flower delivery man. He won’t be back anytime soon……