Harry The Labrador

Tee hee, just mugged the flower delivery man. He won’t be back anytime soon……

Facebook sucks. They disabled my account and won’t let me have it back.

Dad says I have bad breath. He should try eating what I’ve just eaten and then see how HIS breath is…

Mmmmmmm steak fat…

My dad did good at golf today. Wouldn’t you think we could celebrate with spare ribs, a groin sniff, donuts, and a trip to the beach?

Why have I been banned from Facebook? Is it ‘cos I is black?

I’m feeling a bit under the weather. Lack of calcium I think. No, not milk…. BONES!

Another nice day at the beach today. We left some of Benson by the water ‘cos it was one of his favourite places.

Dad threw sticks in the sea for me to fetch but there was this fucking huge seagull out there so I wasn’t having any of it…

How come *I* don’t get any of those mussels? I’m gonna sit here and drool on the shoes of the guy on the next table til I get something

If someone goes to ground it’s only natural I jump all over them… isn’t it? What’s dad screaming about?

Not sure what a “power cut” is exactly but we need more of ‘em… it’s play time in the garden and I just tripped dad up in the flower bed

After my trip to the beach and afternoon helping mum do the garden, I need a day to recover. Stop bothering me, I’m trying to sleep…

Whazzat? Pork bones? Oh, I don’t mind waking up for pork bones…

Hmmmm - @AustinAni says I’m a heartthrob… I’m blushing. No, really… http://twitpic.com/mzsxa